1 00:00:39,313 --> 00:00:40,037 Hey, check it out, dude. 2 00:00:40,053 --> 00:00:41,452 Somebody bought the Donovans' old house. 3 00:00:41,647 --> 00:00:42,666 Yeah, I think they already moved in. 4 00:00:42,807 --> 00:00:44,495 I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago. 5 00:00:44,863 --> 00:00:47,404 I hope they're not Austrians. That's the last thing this town needs. 6 00:00:47,650 --> 00:00:48,161 Hey look! 7 00:00:51,172 --> 00:00:51,912 Hello. 8 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,558 Hey. Do you live here? 9 00:00:55,595 --> 00:00:57,425 Yeah, I just moved here with my dad. 10 00:00:57,562 --> 00:00:59,536 Are you gonna be my new friends? 11 00:00:59,949 --> 00:01:00,521 No. 12 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,664 I really like your town. 13 00:01:02,777 --> 00:01:05,423 My dad wanted to move somewhere to get away from it all. 14 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,317 He said he wanted piece and quiet, 15 00:01:07,432 --> 00:01:10,111 and to live with a bunch of hicks who don't know anything. 16 00:01:11,647 --> 00:01:12,627 What's that you're wearing? 17 00:01:13,095 --> 00:01:17,194 It's my mask. My daddy says it's best for me to hide my face. 18 00:01:17,569 --> 00:01:19,138 My name's Blanket. 19 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:22,683 Your name is Blanket. Right. Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody, 20 00:01:22,731 --> 00:01:24,560 and these are my friends Timsy, Winky and Nod. 21 00:01:24,732 --> 00:01:27,428 Unfortunately, we have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees, so we'll be leaving now. 22 00:01:27,885 --> 00:01:30,384 Wait, don't you guys wanna come inside and play? 23 00:01:30,894 --> 00:01:32,546 Huh look dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay? 24 00:01:32,627 --> 00:01:35,208 You know what that means? It means we don't hang out with a little kid. 25 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:36,890 Come on, guys, let's get back to our Big Wheels. 26 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:39,308 We have arcade games inside. 27 00:01:42,568 --> 00:01:43,270 Dad? 28 00:01:43,514 --> 00:01:46,259 Whoa. Dude, no way. 29 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:49,051 Oh my God, this is awesome! 30 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,586 Dude, are these all your toys? 31 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:54,660 No, this is all my dad's stuff. He loves toys and video games. 32 00:01:54,938 --> 00:01:56,997 Dude, he must be loaded! What does he do? 33 00:01:57,297 --> 00:01:58,308 He's retired now. 34 00:01:58,521 --> 00:02:01,528 Oh my God, dude! Your dad must be the coolest dad in the world! 35 00:02:01,951 --> 00:02:04,158 Come on, my dad's probably out in the back yard. 36 00:02:06,991 --> 00:02:10,175 Oh, kick ass! Dude, why isn't my house like this?! 37 00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:11,881 Dad, you out here?? 38 00:02:12,321 --> 00:02:13,735 Here I am, Blanket! 39 00:02:24,641 --> 00:02:27,455 Blanket!! Oh my beautiful blanket! 40 00:02:27,644 --> 00:02:28,704 What's wrong with his face? 41 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,895 Be cool, dude. I, I think maybe he's a burn victim or something. 42 00:02:31,108 --> 00:02:32,332 Guys, this is my dad, 43 00:02:32,496 --> 00:02:33,522 Michael Ja- Jefferson! 44 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:34,960 Michael... Jefferson, yeh. 45 00:02:35,325 --> 00:02:36,747 Hey, you wanna play with me? 46 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:39,211 Come on, let's climb the tree! 47 00:02:40,289 --> 00:02:42,846 Come on, climb the tree, climb the tree! 48 00:02:45,814 --> 00:02:49,830 Have you been up my... Wishing Tree? Tuh! 49 00:02:49,889 --> 00:02:53,128 It's where I come to think and dream. 50 00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:57,286 And now I'd like to show you my ... Wishing Tree. Jam on! 51 00:02:57,331 --> 00:03:00,642 Where we can laugh and giggle and scream. Hee hee! 52 00:03:00,712 --> 00:03:02,986 Imagination is the key. Mr. Jefferson, your son can't get up. 53 00:03:03,105 --> 00:03:05,873 Won't you imagine along with me? 54 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:06,344 Mr. Jefferson? 55 00:03:06,404 --> 00:03:11,468 We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea Chuckajam on 56 00:03:11,644 --> 00:03:18,074 Yes we can do everything, and I mean, everything! Chuckajam on 57 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:24,215 Up in my Wishing Tree! Hee hee! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! 58 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:30,685 Hey you guys! You guys! You gotta come with us over to the Jeffersons! 59 00:03:30,898 --> 00:03:31,979 The Jeffersons? 60 00:03:32,216 --> 00:03:33,487 They're a new family that just moved to South Park! 61 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:36,662 We met this kid named Blanket, and he has the coolest dad in the world! 62 00:03:36,909 --> 00:03:39,948 Mr. Jefferson said we can invite all the kids in town to go play over at their house. 63 00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:42,386 They have like, video games and rides and a cotton-candy machine 64 00:03:42,528 --> 00:03:44,576 oh, and, and in their back yard, guess what they have in their back yard?? 65 00:03:44,813 --> 00:03:46,379 Guess. A train. 66 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:48,052 No way. 67 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,323 Yeah way, Craig! 68 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:51,679 And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson, then you can just not come! 69 00:03:52,798 --> 00:03:53,975 I believe in Mr. Jefferson. 70 00:03:57,657 --> 00:04:01,296 Weeeeeee, look at us on the swing! We're swinging! 71 00:04:01,402 --> 00:04:03,285 Who wants the first cotton candy? 72 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:05,409 Memememememememememe... 73 00:04:05,491 --> 00:04:07,506 Mememe! I'm first! I'm first! 74 00:04:08,601 --> 00:04:11,038 Ooooh, let's go ride the choo-choo train! 75 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,868 Choo-choo train! Yay! 76 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:18,941 Let's ride the train! The train! 77 00:04:19,354 --> 00:04:21,874 Would you like to ride the train with me, 78 00:04:21,934 --> 00:04:24,936 and start a magical journey? 79 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:28,149 Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson. 80 00:04:28,337 --> 00:04:31,471 You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson. 81 00:04:31,602 --> 00:04:34,370 Cartman, you have a beautiful voice. 82 00:04:34,547 --> 00:04:36,702 Thank you Mr. Jefferson. So do you. 83 00:04:36,797 --> 00:04:39,436 Let's ride and ride on the train together 84 00:04:39,483 --> 00:04:41,036 ...Train together 85 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:42,716 On a journey through both of our minds. 86 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:44,611 ...I've got time. Do youuu?? 87 00:04:46,122 --> 00:04:47,123 Dude, what happened to your knee? 88 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:48,959 I fell down. 89 00:04:49,842 --> 00:04:50,668 Mr. Jefferson! 90 00:04:51,385 --> 00:04:54,564 Choo-choo train, it's all fun and games. 91 00:04:54,635 --> 00:04:56,567 Choo-choo train. 92 00:04:56,661 --> 00:05:00,229 Mr.! Goddamnit. Here, come on. We need to clean that up. 93 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:02,552 Alright, this is gonna sting for a second. 94 00:05:03,565 --> 00:05:05,215 - Ow! - I know, I know. Be cool. 95 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:08,169 Thank you. That already feels better. 96 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:11,423 So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters? 97 00:05:11,694 --> 00:05:13,826 I have a half-brother and a half-sister. 98 00:05:14,107 --> 00:05:15,969 But they live with their mom now. 99 00:05:16,345 --> 00:05:17,310 And where is your mom? 100 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,948 I don't have a mom. 101 00:05:19,442 --> 00:05:20,290 You must have a mom. 102 00:05:20,786 --> 00:05:22,234 You mean she doesn't live here, or she's dead, or what? 103 00:05:22,658 --> 00:05:24,919 No. I was made in a laboratory. 104 00:05:25,332 --> 00:05:25,661 What? 105 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,318 My daddy wanted to have a baby, so he put me in a test tube. 106 00:05:29,877 --> 00:05:34,459 Then, they put me in a woman's tummy, and, when I was born 107 00:05:34,753 --> 00:05:35,801 Daddy took me home. 108 00:05:36,554 --> 00:05:37,851 So you never met your mom? 109 00:05:38,253 --> 00:05:43,130 Noo... But I used to have a lot of bodyguards and nannies, if that counts. 110 00:05:43,578 --> 00:05:45,131 Yeah. Yeah, that counts. 111 00:05:46,371 --> 00:05:47,808 Oh man, that was great! 112 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:49,185 You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said? 113 00:05:49,362 --> 00:05:50,694 He said I'm his best friend, 114 00:05:50,847 --> 00:05:52,518 and I can go over to his house whenever I want! 115 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,540 I'm supposed to go right back over there after dinner tonight! 116 00:05:54,764 --> 00:05:57,178 You guys, I feel kinda bad for that kid. 117 00:05:57,413 --> 00:05:59,936 You feel bad for him?! He has everything a kid could want! 118 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:03,103 Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants to be a kid, not have one. 119 00:06:03,398 --> 00:06:05,035 Oh, you know what?! This makes perfect sense! 120 00:06:05,414 --> 00:06:07,922 A guy moves into South Park with a FERRIS wheel in his back yard, 121 00:06:08,042 --> 00:06:09,476 and KYLE has to see a problem with it! 122 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:12,221 Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that's happened to this town in a long time, 123 00:06:12,364 --> 00:06:14,426 and if you miss this up, so help me GOD, 124 00:06:14,472 --> 00:06:16,204 I will rip your balls off with my bare hands! 125 00:06:16,368 --> 00:06:18,158 With my bare hands, Goddamn you! 126 00:06:23,789 --> 00:06:25,849 Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon. 127 00:06:26,003 --> 00:06:27,616 I was over at the new neighbors, the Jeffersons. 128 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:29,256 Oh, are they nice people? 129 00:06:29,502 --> 00:06:30,868 Yeah. It's just a dad and his son. 130 00:06:31,175 --> 00:06:33,330 Well, we're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches 131 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:34,390 over for dinner tonight. 132 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,333 Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too. 133 00:06:40,277 --> 00:06:43,140 So, Mr. Jefferson, did I hear you say you moved here from Kentucky? 134 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,458 Kentucky, yeh. 135 00:06:45,024 --> 00:06:46,873 I heard people saying you all were from Illinois. 136 00:06:47,104 --> 00:06:49,682 No, theh, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. 137 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:52,321 What kind of work do you do, Mr. Jefferson? 138 00:06:52,707 --> 00:06:55,887 Oh I'm retired now, but, I was in... pharmaceuticals 139 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:58,739 Well our boys have really taken a liking to you. 140 00:06:58,787 --> 00:07:00,400 You seem to really have a way with them. 141 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:02,708 I just id- identify so much with children. 142 00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:04,265 Their innocence, their beauty. 143 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:06,680 I think that God is in the face of every child. 144 00:07:08,824 --> 00:07:10,013 ...Yeeeah. 145 00:07:11,662 --> 00:07:12,663 ...They are fun. 146 00:07:14,561 --> 00:07:15,893 Boys, you okay out there? 147 00:07:16,164 --> 00:07:16,764 Fine Mom. 148 00:07:17,247 --> 00:07:18,295 Wow, these are great. 149 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:19,661 What are they called again? 150 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:20,999 They're TV dinners. 151 00:07:21,187 --> 00:07:22,683 Don't you wanna take that veil off so you can eat? 152 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,507 Nah, I'm not supposed to. 153 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:26,839 Dad says I have to keep my face hidden. 154 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:32,433 What the hell is going on?! 155 00:07:32,481 --> 00:07:33,858 Are you having Mr. Jefferson over for dinner?! 156 00:07:34,142 --> 00:07:34,942 No, my parents are. 157 00:07:35,190 --> 00:07:37,062 You guys better not be trying to Bogart my friend away! 158 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:37,545 What? 159 00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:38,849 He is MY friend, got it?! 160 00:07:39,086 --> 00:07:41,253 I was friends with him before you assholes were, and I hoowi- 161 00:07:41,772 --> 00:07:43,254 Stan! Stan, I'm serisouslih! 162 00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:45,752 You'd better not be talking bad about me in there to Mr. Jefferson! 163 00:07:46,297 --> 00:07:48,476 Hey, you know Kobe Bryant was up in Eagle today. 164 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,560 Oh yeah? What do you think, Mr. Jefferson? 165 00:07:50,642 --> 00:07:51,939 Do you think Kobe's guilty or innocent? 166 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:54,751 I think he's definitely going to jail. 167 00:07:54,846 --> 00:07:57,165 I just love seeing smug celebrities get their comeuppance. 168 00:07:57,773 --> 00:08:00,504 think it's wrong what the police do to wealthy black men. 169 00:08:00,869 --> 00:08:03,167 Oh come on, Mr. Jefferson, you're not one of those who think 170 00:08:03,401 --> 00:08:06,369 that the police go around framing rich black people just because they're jealous.. 171 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,262 Yeah! Because their hearts are full of greed and 172 00:08:09,403 --> 00:08:10,946 they have... doodoo in their soul. 173 00:08:16,165 --> 00:08:17,343 Hey Sergeant, take a look at this. 174 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:18,568 Whatcha got? 175 00:08:18,744 --> 00:08:20,664 Looks like a new family has just moved into South Park. 176 00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:24,706 One Mr. Jefferson, age 50, bought a house there and paid cash. 177 00:08:25,368 --> 00:08:26,381 He seems to have a lot of money. 178 00:08:26,735 --> 00:08:27,523 So, what's the problem? 179 00:08:27,854 --> 00:08:29,031 Take a look. Says here... 180 00:08:29,513 --> 00:08:30,197 He's black. 181 00:08:30,785 --> 00:08:34,048 By God, so he is. Black and rich. 182 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:37,415 Time to take this Mr. Jefferson down, just like we did Kobe. 183 00:08:37,556 --> 00:08:39,865 Let's go people! We've got another rich black guy. 184 00:08:40,018 --> 00:08:43,433 I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt, and I want it done by the books! 185 00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:52,135 Kyle? 186 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:54,974 Hey, Stan, whatcha doin'? 187 00:08:55,256 --> 00:08:56,421 Mr. Jefferson- Awww! 188 00:08:56,728 --> 00:08:58,025 It's 1:30 in the morning! 189 00:08:58,212 --> 00:09:01,251 Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. T- shamon! 190 00:09:01,422 --> 00:09:04,355 I'm a little boy forever. Hey! 191 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,844 Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow! 192 00:09:07,409 --> 00:09:09,165 Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it! 193 00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:10,709 What the hell are you doing, Stan?! 194 00:09:10,861 --> 00:09:11,768 I'll tell you what you're doing! 195 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:13,239 You're trying to steal MY best friend! 196 00:09:13,556 --> 00:09:14,440 He just showed up here. 197 00:09:14,662 --> 00:09:17,205 Remember, Mr. Jefferson? You said we were best friends. 198 00:09:18,255 --> 00:09:19,104 Jesus Christ! 199 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,926 Dude, look who I found prowling around in my back yard. 200 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:23,915 Hi Stan. 201 00:09:24,474 --> 00:09:25,934 He was out all alone in the middle of the night. 202 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,383 Mr. Jefferson isn't even home. 203 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,740 I know. He's here. What?? 204 00:09:30,054 --> 00:09:32,917 Oh Kyle, Blanket, yay, it's a slumber party! 205 00:09:33,237 --> 00:09:35,391 No! Mr. Jefferson, you need to take your son home. 206 00:09:35,684 --> 00:09:37,582 We can't go home. There's a ghost in our house. 207 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,065 Me and Blanket are scared. 208 00:09:39,347 --> 00:09:41,033 Dad says it wants to eat us. 209 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:42,794 Please don't make us go back home. 210 00:09:42,851 --> 00:09:44,949 Please! We're scared, we're scared! 211 00:09:45,031 --> 00:09:45,879 We're scared! 212 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:46,750 Hee hee! 213 00:09:47,371 --> 00:09:50,011 Okay, fine, we'll all stay here, but we're going to sleep now! 214 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:51,117 Come on, Blanket. 215 00:09:55,904 --> 00:09:58,844 Now let's all sleep and dream Heehee! 216 00:09:59,155 --> 00:10:01,923 of fun and adventurous things shamon! 217 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,091 It's time for us all to say goodnight 218 00:10:12,816 --> 00:10:16,322 Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome. 219 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,319 I think you're awesome too, Cartman. 220 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,110 Yeah? 221 00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:19,816 Yeah. 222 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,201 Yeah? 223 00:10:21,569 --> 00:10:22,077 Yeah. 224 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:23,151 Yeah? 225 00:10:25,271 --> 00:10:25,921 Haaa! 226 00:10:28,382 --> 00:10:30,077 What's the matter, Stan? Did you have a bad dream? 227 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:33,836 Yeah. A really bad dream. Oh Jesus! 228 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:39,461 Murphy, you inside? 229 00:10:40,256 --> 00:10:41,189 We're inside, sir. 230 00:10:41,897 --> 00:10:44,978 Harris was right. This guy looks like he has more money than all of us put together. 231 00:10:45,373 --> 00:10:46,617 Black sonofabitch! 232 00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:49,782 I'm planting the cocaine now. 233 00:10:49,887 --> 00:10:51,300 Johnson, what about you? 234 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,193 Placing the blood spatter now, sir. 235 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,522 Frakes? 236 00:10:54,691 --> 00:10:57,009 Placing pubic hair from the raped girl now, sir. 237 00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:59,045 All right, when this Jefferson guy shows up, 238 00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:00,854 arrest him fast and try not to beat him. 239 00:11:00,939 --> 00:11:02,832 There could be neighbors with video cameras. 240 00:11:04,445 --> 00:11:06,791 Why do we do it, Harris? 241 00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:07,779 Sir? 242 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,912 Why is it that us policement around the country have such a passion 243 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:14,190 for framing wealthy African-Americans with crimes they didn't commit? 244 00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:18,289 Oh why? I guess I never thought about why, sir. We just do it. 245 00:11:18,449 --> 00:11:20,823 Twenty-five years I've been on the force. 246 00:11:20,936 --> 00:11:24,130 I've seen every kind of sick, depraved act known to humanity and still, 247 00:11:24,271 --> 00:11:27,776 when I see a black man walk by who has more money than me, I... 248 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:30,350 want to vomit my gizzards right in the gutter. 249 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:33,626 But why? Maybe there is no reason. 250 00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:36,822 Maybe there's just a big blue ball out there that's mostly covered 251 00:11:36,935 --> 00:11:39,084 with water and we're just goin' along for the ride. 252 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:46,416 Stan, time to get up for school. 253 00:11:46,926 --> 00:11:48,679 Stan? What the-? 254 00:11:49,782 --> 00:11:51,308 Mr. Jefferson?! 255 00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:53,711 Oh oh, we were just having a slumber party. 256 00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:56,141 Mr. Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate! 257 00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:58,910 Inappropriate? No, you're being ignorant. 258 00:11:59,072 --> 00:12:00,203 They're my friends. 259 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:04,414 You see, I I didn't have a childhood, so I'm really just a child myself. 260 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,636 Here, everything's okay. I want you each to have a hundred dollars. 261 00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:11,254 Wow, I'm gonna go buy that new sport coat I've been wanting. 262 00:12:12,842 --> 00:12:15,133 Come on, Blanket. We have to go home and feed the animals. 263 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,148 Bye, friends. 264 00:12:18,184 --> 00:12:20,644 Boys, I do not want you going over to Mr. Jefferson's anymore. 265 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:21,576 Do you understand? 266 00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,725 You don't have to tell us twice, Mom. That guy's a freak! 267 00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:25,618 Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore? 268 00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:30,084 Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls! 269 00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:35,459 Come on, Blanket! 270 00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,407 Hey Harris Harris Harris! Harris! 271 00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:41,196 What what what? 272 00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:42,951 It's Jefferson! He's back! 273 00:12:43,148 --> 00:12:46,540 All right, people. Let's give Blacky a nice welcome home. 274 00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,852 Whoa, wait a minute! That guy isn't black! 275 00:12:54,096 --> 00:12:57,517 Holy God, his son isn't black either! Oh Jesus! 276 00:12:57,715 --> 00:13:01,925 This is Yeats! Stand down! I repeat, stand down! Suspect is not black! 277 00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:04,724 You son of a bitch, you told my this guy was African-American! 278 00:13:04,837 --> 00:13:06,703 It says right here on the final sheet he is! 279 00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,879 Does that look like a black guy to you?! 280 00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:10,688 It said on the final sheet! 281 00:13:10,886 --> 00:13:12,470 Jesus Christ Monkeyballs! 282 00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:17,812 We could have made an innocent man go to jail who wasn't black! Oh! 283 00:13:22,197 --> 00:13:27,284 Jesus, Harris. What are we becoming? We're supposed to... 284 00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:30,650 protect the people. Where have we lost our way? 285 00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:33,588 Sir, it's possible that he is black, even though he doesn't look it. 286 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:37,714 To hell with you!! I'm never gonna frame an innocent man again! 287 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:40,339 Unless I KNOW he's black for sure!! 288 00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:42,515 All the adults are trying to get us. 289 00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:44,976 Get up to your room, Blanket, and put your mask on! 290 00:13:45,173 --> 00:13:46,982 We can't go outside anymore! 291 00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:00,417 That poor kid. 292 00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:03,130 Dude, come on. We're not supposed to go over there. 293 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,493 Hi guys! 294 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:07,399 Hey Blanket. 295 00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:11,148 Uh, look, we're goin' over to help my dad chop wood. You... wanna come with? 296 00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:12,986 Really? You mean it? 297 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:17,199 Oh yay, my friends are here! Come inside and play, guys! 298 00:14:17,451 --> 00:14:21,184 Ah, actually, Mr. Jefferson, we were seeing if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us 299 00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:23,496 Chop wood? No, that's ignorant. 300 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,324 That's poopie work. Blanket and me wanna play! 301 00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:29,885 Mr. Jefferson, ih it might be good for Blanket to learn how to chop wood 302 00:14:30,026 --> 00:14:32,315 Blanket likes to play, don't you Blanket? 303 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:35,113 Wee, look! He can fly! 304 00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:36,691 Jesus Christ, dude! 305 00:14:36,805 --> 00:14:37,427 Aaaaaah!! 306 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,603 Stop, you fucking lunatic!! 307 00:14:43,494 --> 00:14:45,388 Dude, we have got to get that kid away from him! 308 00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:48,752 No, Blanket, shhhh. Stop crying. 309 00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:51,239 It's okay, Blanket. Here, look. 310 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:57,260 Jeekabee durtah! Ow! There, Blanket, shhhh. 311 00:14:57,557 --> 00:15:01,346 Hey, hey look, hey look. I got your nose. 312 00:15:01,488 --> 00:15:06,799 Look! Lookit, I got your nose. I got your nose, Blanket. See? 313 00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:08,552 I got your nose. 314 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:19,556 Aaaaaaaa! 315 00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,478 No, Blanket, stop! 316 00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:23,683 It's ignorant. You're being ignorant! 317 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,179 Harrison, why haven't you called? You know how I worry. 318 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:31,965 I'm givin' up, Maggie. I'm quitting the force. 319 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,312 Quitting the force? You? 320 00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,314 None of it makes sense anymore. 321 00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:38,659 I don't even know if what we're doing is right. 322 00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,571 The last thirteen hours we've been working on a case, 323 00:15:41,685 --> 00:15:44,059 trying to get a real scumbag off the streets. 324 00:15:44,229 --> 00:15:47,960 And when he walked up to the door, I could have sworn he was white. 325 00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:51,975 Maybe I can't tell the difference anymore. Maybe it doesn't matter. 326 00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:54,979 Because it seems like every time we frame a rich black guy, 327 00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:58,570 he's back out on the streets in no time. It's just like OJ. 328 00:15:58,766 --> 00:16:01,366 Do you know how hard those cops worked to frame him? 329 00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:03,431 The tireless hours they put in?? 330 00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:06,030 And then he just gets off because somebody messed up 331 00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,264 and said the N word out loud too many times. 332 00:16:08,858 --> 00:16:12,956 I guess I'm just tired. I'm jast damn tired. 333 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,963 Not another word of that kind of talk, Harrison Yeats. 334 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,873 Believe me I would love nothin' more than to have you quit the force 335 00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:20,937 and no longer have to worry about whether or not you're comin' home. 336 00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:25,345 But I know you. Framin' rich black men for crimes they didn't commit is in your blood. 337 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,512 Wipin' that rich, smug smile off their faces is 338 00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:30,209 the only thing that puts a smile on yours. 339 00:16:30,378 --> 00:16:32,469 You're a good cop, Harrsion Yeats. 340 00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:35,550 You don't have to question that. Because I'm here to tell you. 341 00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,321 And you're a good wife, Maggie. 342 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,157 You know me better than I know myself. 343 00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:42,137 Where're you goin'? 344 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:44,115 Think I've got a little more work to do. 345 00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:54,193 Mr. Jefferson? It's your best friend in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman. 346 00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:57,697 Mr. Jefferson? I came to sleep over tonight, remember? 347 00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:01,704 No, Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you, you have to fly out here right now! 348 00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:03,119 My nose came off again! 349 00:17:04,279 --> 00:17:06,907 I know you live in California; I'll pay for your plane ticket! 350 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,224 But I'm falling apart! 351 00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:11,231 I need some more of that cream and the injections! 352 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:12,644 I have to look young again! 353 00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:15,669 Oh, I'm melting! 354 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,502 All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude. 355 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:19,645 Yeah, sure, whatever. 356 00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:20,975 You just gotta pretend you're Blanket 357 00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,451 until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe. 358 00:17:22,798 --> 00:17:23,696 Aren't I too big to be Blanket? 359 00:17:24,062 --> 00:17:26,138 I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough attention to his son to notice. 360 00:17:26,202 --> 00:17:26,496 Come on! 361 00:17:31,674 --> 00:17:32,458 Blanket, you in here? 362 00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:34,080 Hi guys! 363 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,481 Shh, Blanket, we're gonna take you away for a little while, okay? 364 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,977 You are? Oh thank you thank you thank you! 365 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:40,926 All right dude, get in his bed. 366 00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:42,624 All right, but you guys owe me for this. 367 00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:44,502 Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something. 368 00:17:47,462 --> 00:17:49,177 Santa Barbara Police Department, this is Snetzl. 369 00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:53,236 Hello, this is Sergeant Yeats over at the Park County Police Department in Colorado. 370 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,100 Yes, sergeant. What can I do for you? 371 00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:58,495 Well, we've been trying to frame this guy who just moved into our town 372 00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,733 and the fil-o-fax says he moved from yoru area. 373 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,416 One Martin Jefferson? 374 00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:06,132 Hm. No, we never had a any rich African-Americans named Jefferson here. 375 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:08,028 If we had, we would have framed him ourselves. 376 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,854 Well, he doesn't really look that black. 377 00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:11,775 Yeah, I don't uh... 378 00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:12,950 Hold on a second. 379 00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,531 There was oine we framed a couple of times, 380 00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:18,046 but the black bastard was so rich he made bail 381 00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:19,174 and disappeared before the trial. 382 00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:20,830 You say he disappeared? 383 00:18:21,092 --> 00:18:21,989 What did you frame him for? 384 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,050 We uhhh found some kids that had stayed over at his place, 385 00:18:25,115 --> 00:18:27,531 and we asked them to lie and make up some false molestation charges. 386 00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:28,853 Molestation, nice. 387 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,716 Yeah, it was a lot of work. Took years, 388 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,250 but we were finally able to arrest him. 389 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:35,410 Then we planted some evidence, took embarassing photos of his penis, 390 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,713 and threw him in a dirty prison cell with doodie feces on the walls. 391 00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:39,591 You should have seen him squirm! 392 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,255 That's damn fine police work, sergeant. Damn fine. 393 00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:45,597 Heh yeah, but the point is this guy didn't really look black either. 394 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,945 We had to sneak in while he was asleep and get a DNA sample to be sure. 395 00:18:49,647 --> 00:18:52,604 Jesus Christ Monkeyballs! It must be the same guy! 396 00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:56,250 Mr. Jefferson, hello?? 397 00:18:56,661 --> 00:18:58,833 Come on, Blanket! We gotta go before your dad sees us. 398 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,460 What are you doing with my Blanket? 399 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,848 Come on, Blanket, play with me. 400 00:19:10,898 --> 00:19:12,688 Jeechabee durtah! Hee! 401 00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:14,734 HAAAAA! Go go RUUN! 402 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:17,817 HAAAAA! 403 00:19:18,064 --> 00:19:21,468 Wuchatennah! Jamonah! Heehee! 404 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,294 Oh Jesus! What the hell is going on, you guys? 405 00:19:24,401 --> 00:19:27,180 My Blanket! Let's play, Blanket! 406 00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:28,859 Nonono wait, I'm not Blanket! 407 00:19:29,284 --> 00:19:31,426 Wee, he can fly! He can fly! 408 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:32,664 Aaaah! Aaaah, stop! 409 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,007 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! 410 00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,186 You bastard! 411 00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:42,089 Blanket? Blanket! Come play! 412 00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,383 Nooo! Come on! 413 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:47,284 Run Blanket Run! 414 00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:50,723 Hang on, Blanket! 415 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,336 Heehee! 416 00:19:53,607 --> 00:19:55,940 Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up! 417 00:19:56,245 --> 00:19:58,603 You are wanted for child mo-les-tation! 418 00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:02,829 No! I am sick and tired of people harassing Mr. Jefferson! 419 00:20:03,014 --> 00:20:06,029 All I've been hearing since Mr. Jefferson moved here are sick lies! 420 00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:10,139 That he molests children, that he's a bad father, that he has plastic surgery! 421 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,830 It's ignorant. 422 00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:15,093 Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson's a little different. 423 00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:17,259 But that's because he had to work all the time when he was young 424 00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:18,532 and missed out on his childhood. 425 00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:21,264 What's wrong with wanting to have the innocence and beauty of a child. 426 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:27,148 All right, let's just say all the bad things said about Mr. Jefferson are lies! 427 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,902 Let's say the police department does just go around spending their time 428 00:20:30,114 --> 00:20:31,481 framing people for crimes they didn't commit! 429 00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:32,776 Let's say it's all made up, 430 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,542 and Mr. Jefferson is just a nice guy 431 00:20:34,719 --> 00:20:36,722 who's trying to be a child because he never got to have a childhood. 432 00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,347 Well that's fine, except for that he HAS children now! 433 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,831 And when people have children, they have to grow up! 434 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,160 You're right. I've been so obsessed with my childhood 435 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,420 that I've forgotten about his. 436 00:20:48,741 --> 00:20:51,285 I thought having lots of rides and toys was enough, but... 437 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,852 Blanket doesn't need a playmate. 438 00:20:53,406 --> 00:20:56,431 He needs a father, and a normal life. Chickuckoo gainuh. 439 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,398 Blanket, I wanna give away all my money. 440 00:20:59,609 --> 00:21:01,130 I I wanna get a normal job and... 441 00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:03,674 take a shot at raising you in a normal setting. 442 00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:10,396 Look everybody! I'm a normal little boy. 443 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,925 Well, if you're gonna give away all your money, then, 444 00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:14,928 I guess we can drop all those charges. 445 00:21:15,452 --> 00:21:18,104 No point in putting another poor black man in jail. 446 00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,470 All right! Things just might work out! 447 00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:22,120 Things can always work out, 448 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,430 as long as we know we have the power to change. 449 00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:31,838 We all have the power to change if we search inside our hearts 450 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:36,874 And we start to heal the wounds of all our yesterdays 451 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,794 And you know it might be hard, 452 00:21:39,961 --> 00:21:43,469 but all you've got to do is start, 453 00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:51,850 And you can change all of your evil molesting ways. 454 00:21:56,911 --> 00:21:58,584 Jejabee durtah!